It is has become apparent that the newer
brand of buttered bonbon is not selling as well as the previous
model. The reasons for this are complex, and still under detailed
analysis by the B.B.R.G (Buttered Bonbon Research Group).
So, what will become of our happy bonbon business? Our
dimwitted illustrious President and Chief
Bonbon Operator, Henrick Bonlotomy, ....